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THE BAD.
THE CRAZY.

Two kids who grew up broke in San Antonio with nothing to lose and everything to say. Marines, Army, Lifelong Brothers. Unfiltered, authentic storytelling from the barrio trenches to the podcast desk.

🇺🇸 USMC & US Army Veterans
📍 San Antonio, Texas
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Episode 01: Two Broke Mexicans... But Is Adam a Saudi Prince?

From the Southeast Side to Saudi Arabia • Full Video & Audio

The True Story

From Railroad Tracks to the Mic

"Broke" wasn't a tragedy—it was our playground. We didn't have snow or snowboards in Texas, so we grabbed galvanized steel trash can lids, climbed the railroad embankment by grandma's house, and learned to fly.

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Growing Up Next Door on the South Side

Paul lived right at the foot of that massive railroad hill, and Adam's grandparents were right next door. Between one beat-up BMX bike with back pegs, 105° Texas heatwaves, and neighbor dogs barking through chain-link fences, we built a brotherhood that survived neighborhood scrapes, military deployments, and adulthood. Now we're sitting down to tell the whole story.

Adam

ADAM

🎖️ USMC Veteran
"We had zero dollars in our pockets, but every summer in San Antonio felt like an action movie."

The instigator and tactical wit of the show. Adam grew up hanging around his grandparents' porch next door to Paul, constantly inventing new neighborhood stunts and finding trouble before trouble found them. Served with honor in the United States Marine Corps, bringing razor-sharp humor, discipline, and an uncanny ability to snipe punchlines out of thin air.

Military Branch U.S. Marine Corps
Hometown Lore Grandparents' Porch
Weapon of Choice Shure SM7B & Sarcasm
Childhood Role Jumping on the Sled First
Paul

PAUL

🎖️ US Army Veteran
"Man, my heart was pounding at the top of those train tracks. But there was no way in hell I was letting Adam jump alone."

The powerhouse anchor and wild story champion. Paul lived right in front of the legendary railroad tracks. Backwards cap, stocky build, and a laugh that shakes the studio walls. Served in the United States Army, bringing grounded grit, brotherhood loyalty, and a bottomless vault of insane real-life stories from San Antonio to the military bases.

Military Branch U.S. Army
Hometown Lore Foot of the Railroad Hill
Special Move Trash Can Lid Steering
Childhood Role Pedaling the BMX
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THE CONFESSIONAL

Got a wild story from your childhood? A ridiculous military mishap? Barrio drama that only people who grew up broke can appreciate?

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PLAY MEXICAN BROS IN YOUR BROWSER

We took our childhood adventures and turned them into an authentic 8-bit retro arcade game! Choose Adam or Paul, jump over San Antonio dumpsters, dodge tortas and cholos, and run past the Tower of the Americas. 100% free, playable on phone or PC.

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UPCOMING GUEST

Special Guest: "The Jesus" Joining the Studio

Longtime close friend and the permanent third member of the trio. His name is Jesus, but everyone just calls him The Jesus. Joining Adam and Paul on an upcoming episode to settle old scores and bring his own receipts from back in the day.

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NEW PROJECT

The Arab Prince & Mexican Bros Comic Series

Bringing the stories to life in full color! An illustrated graphic series following the wild adventures of growing up on the Southeast Side, sliding down railroad tracks, and the journey across the world to Saudi Arabia.

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Multi-Cam 4K Hybrid Recording Locked In

Two Broke Mexicans is built for full video hybrid distribution. Stream every reaction, wheeze, and argument in full HD across YouTube, Spotify Video, Apple Podcasts, and social clips.

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